Chapter 56
◎ What Alliance ◎
“Yo, this plot of land has finally been sold.”
Yu Chi was still contemplating whether to temporarily set aside the plot of land in front of her. She wasn’t some devil, and she would have to be crazy to want to be sandwiched between the Federation and Yanhuang.
Even if Yanhuang was her country, it wouldn’t do—!
This was no longer that Huaxia. She wasn’t sure what the leader was like… besides, her dad had already sold himself. Please let the country leave a free person (shouting)!
Oh, the Federation was even more impossible. It wasn’t even in her scope of consideration.
Speaking of which, as the currently only elf in the world, she had already received invitation letters from many alliances, but Yu Chi had ignored all of them. However, the largest Federation and Yanhuang had not invited her.
Yu Chi’s fist hammered her palm, and she had a sudden realization: After all, they are the strongest organizations in the world. They probably look down on me.
In reality—
Federation: DazedFish’s dad is in Yanhuang. Unable to invite. Pity, abandon.
Yanhuang: DazedFish’s dad is with me. It’s stable. No rush.
But this was also quite good. Yu Chi hummed a song, no longer so worried. As long as she didn’t enter the Shura field, and her territory was in the very middle, how could she not be able to watch a show?
“Who are you?” Yu Chi narrowed her eyes.
The man had walked out of the Federation. He had the standard thick eyebrows and large eyes of a European or American, and like her, he had a pair of green eyes, but they were deeper. When he stared at someone, he looked sinister and domineering.
“Huh?” The man was surprised that someone would answer. He still had a cigarette in his mouth. He raised an eyebrow and walked closer to size Yu Chi up, his tone exaggerated.
“Oh my, so it’s the beautiful Miss Elf.”
How long had it been since the Sea Survival began, and these smokers had already made cigarettes? But they smelled okay. The production materials should be quite different from reality.
Yu Chi didn’t plan to exchange pleasantries with this neighbor. She glanced at him, and just as she was about to walk into her territory, she heard the other party say in a slow tone, “The previous owner of this territory is dead.”
“…” Yu Chi frowned. “So unlucky?”
Her first reaction was whether it would affect her, but then she felt it was impossible. After all, her good luck was really invincible.
“It’s not a big problem,” the elf girl raised her chin slightly. “My luck is not bad. Thanks for the reminder.”
Man: “…”
He had thought that this elf would at least be able to understand what a threat was.
Under the influence of her form, Yu Chi, who had become a little naive and easy to deceive, said thanks and walked into her territory.
Whether it was the alliance area, or the commercial and residential areas, it was difficult to tell the specific size from the outside of the house.
At the beginning, they were all square barriers. Only after entering and arranging them would they show a different appearance, but the size still didn’t change much.
It should be space magic.
Of course, if you had high requirements for the appearance, such as wanting your house to be bigger than others’, you could also spend more crystals.
With enough crystals, the system could satisfy anything.
—For example, the Federation had to be a little bigger than Yanhuang. Heh, childish.
Although the alliance area was called the alliance area, no one had ever stipulated what it should look like.
Yu Chi decisively marked out 20 square meters to build a small garden, and the other 80 square meters were built into the most comfortable appearance according to her own aesthetics.
That’s it. Yu Chi thought with a calm heart, lying on the bed. I spent 100 million crystals to buy it. Only a ghost would waste it!
A system message box quickly popped up.
【Player has been detected to have established an alliance. Please name your alliance.】
A name. Yu Chi yawned. What could she, who was terrible at naming things, come up with? But since she was just playing around, she casually entered two words—【Dazed Alliance】.
Oh my, so cute. Yu Chi clenched her fist.
【Naming successful. Please invite no less than 5 players to join within 3 days.】
【Otherwise, it will be considered a creation failure, and the alliance territory and name will be withdrawn.】
Yu Chi’s eyes widened, and she sat up in shock from her deathbed. “Huh?”
Wait—if you want to take back the name, just take it back. What do you mean the territory will also be withdrawn?
Can the money be refunded after it’s withdrawn?
Yu Chi sat on the bed in silence. Although she wasn’t very smart, she rarely did things that would screw herself over. But now… what had she done!
5 people… she didn’t even know 5 players.
Yu Chi helplessly held her forehead. She had bought so many plots of land, but she had no idea that the alliance area had such a rule, so she had not searched the forum in advance.
Now, what was this trying to force a socially anxious person to do? Help… Yu Chi tried her best to use her great network.
【DazedFish】: Bro.
【GrumpyBro】: ? Don’t mess around.
【DazedFish】: Dear bro.
【GrumpyBro】: You’re being very scary, you know that?
Yu Chi gritted her teeth, but her tone was still very gentle.
【DazedFish】: Bro, have you joined an alliance?
【GrumpyBro】: No. Why would I join this thing?
【GrumpyBro】: Yanhuang and the Federation both invited me a while ago. It was boring, so I just refused.
Yu Chi dragged her chin, her face serious.
【DazedFish】: Do you think with our friendship…
【GrumpyBro】: I’m going to bed. Goodbye.
【DazedFish】: Don’t. I just wanted to ask if you want to join my alliance.
Yu Chi waited anxiously for a reply. Although she and Li Feng got along quite well, the other party had refused both the Federation and Yanhuang. He was probably a freedom-loving person.
If the other party refused, it would be understandable.
【GrumpyBro】: Where?
Yu Chi’s eyes lit up. She immediately sent her exact location. Could it be that Li Feng…
I’m so touched, boohoohoo. Li Feng is such a good person!
Yu Chi, who thought Li Feng was a good person, had clearly forgotten what she had done. So when Li Feng, glowing blue, knocked on the door of her territory and grinned at her in the dark, Yu Chi rarely showed a horrified expression.
Then, with a “bang,” she subconsciously closed the door.
“Open the door.”
Outside was a man’s deep voice. Yu Chi bit her finger and thought of a countermeasure, sweating profusely.
I just forgot about the luminous pudding. Is it such a serious matter?
Yu Chi: “You’re a good person.”
“Mmm,” Li Feng said. “You open the door first.”
Yu Chi swallowed: “…Fighting is not allowed on the inner island.”
Li Feng: “Heh.”
Li Feng: “Aren’t I a good person? Open the fucking door for me.”
Yu Chi: Don’t think I can’t hear it. This voice is clearly filled with ferocity!
What to do, what to do… At other times, it would be fine. She would have laughed her head off. Damn it, why did it have to be when she needed this guy—
I’m really so guilty!
Suddenly, a strange cry came from outside. Then Yu Chi heard the voice of the man who had walked out of the Federation before.
“Holy crap! What is that?!” The man’s voice was a little unsteady from fear, but his voice was still very conspicuous in the silence. “Could it be some strange pet that the neighbor is raising?”
“It sounds like a person,” he commented calmly.
Li Feng: “…”
Yu Chi: “…”
Okay, hahahaha, it’s completely over.
Yu Chi quickly pulled the door open and then pulled her “strange pet” into the territory. Just as she breathed a sigh of relief, she turned her head and met Li Feng’s sinister gaze.
“Will you listen to my confession?” she asked tentatively.
Li Feng forced a smile: “Shut up.”
So fierce. Yu Chi silently squatted in the corner and drew circles.
…(omitting some of a certain person’s irritable roars)
“So you idiot now need 5 players?” Li Feng drank a sip of water to moisten his throat.
Yu Chi shook her head. After hearing that they were finally talking about serious business, her whole person perked up. “That’s right. Should I go to the forum to rent?”
For example, paying others to join her alliance.
Li Feng rolled his eyes. “Don’t make this place a mess.”
What Li Feng said made sense. Not to mention the character of the players who were hired for money, her place was not really meant to be an alliance territory.
But…
“So you’ve agreed?” Yu Chi’s eyes were shining.
Li Feng snorted through his nose and said, “Hurry up and find someone. How can you only know two people?”
Yu Chi spread her hands. “Then I’ll send a message to Zuo He first.”
【DazedFish】: Hello, handsome. Want to join my alliance?
【MortalRealmLittleFairyGrass】: Why would you do this?
【DazedFish】: What if I say it was an accident…
【MortalRealmLittleFairyGrass】: .
【MortalRealmLittleFairyGrass】: Where?
Yu Chi, Yu Chi was silent.
She looked at the familiar “where” and belatedly realized that she seemed to have given Zuo He a luminous pudding too.
She had clearly wanted to see these two guys make a fool of themselves, but she had suddenly put herself in a terrible situation. Yu Chi suddenly realized that she had done a lot of stupid things today.
Li Feng suddenly spoke: “How long will this stupid special effect last?”
Yu Chi thought for a moment, then awkwardly changed the subject: “Zuo He said he’s coming too.”
Just three days, not worth mentioning.
Li Feng was silent for two seconds, then cursed. “I’m going to hide.”
Yu Chi grabbed his arm and showed a brilliant smile. “No need. Trust me.”
Li Feng narrowed his eyes.
So, under the witness of the great DazedFish, the little blue man Li Feng and the little blue man Zuo He met.
The two of them looked at each other without a word, unable to bear to look at each other. They had met too late and were so happy that they were trembling (the fish was just making it up).
Yu Chi faced the wall, her mouth twitching constantly. Wow, she still couldn’t help it. She hadn’t expected it to be so funny, hahaha.
“Yu Chi,” Zuo He called her. His voice was cold, but it didn’t sound angry.
Not bad, not bad. As expected of the number one on the ranking in our district. He really has the air of a general, much calmer than that guy Li Feng.
“Sorry,” Yu Chi turned her head and smiled shyly. “There was no description on it. I actually didn’t know the specific effect.”
“It’s fine,” Zuo He replied calmly, then asked, “How do I join the alliance?”
“You’ve agreed too?” Yu Chi was overjoyed and immediately walked forward and said happily, “I’ll pull you… mmm!”
The man stuffed something into her mouth with lightning speed. Before Yu Chi could react, Li Feng next to her, as if they had agreed beforehand, picked up the water cup on the table and quickly poured a mouthful of water into her mouth.
The coordination was perfect, and the whole action was smooth and even had a sense of beauty.
—Gulp.
I… I swallowed it.
Yu Chi’s expression was horrified: “What did you give me?”
Zuo He calmly looked at the girl’s body, which was slowly starting to glow blue, and smiled slightly. “Sharing joy.”
Yu Chi: “.”
Humiliation, absolute humiliation. I’m going to destroy all the luminous puddings in the world!
The three little blue people sat on the sofa and began to discuss other candidates, and they all put forward their own requirements. Although time was tight, the candidates could not be too casual. They would definitely have to get along in the future.
Li Feng: “Can’t be too weak.”
Yu Chi: “Has to have a good character.”
Zuo He: “Can’t be ugly.”
Yu Chi and Li Feng turned their heads at the same time and looked at him with reproachful gazes. You thick-browed and big-eyed guy, I didn’t expect you to be a member of the appearance association!
Zuo He looked back calmly: Is there a problem?
…Of course there was no problem, but in that case, only a ghost would choose to join her alliance. Strong, good character, and good-looking. Heh.
“By the way,” Li Feng stretched. It was now 1:30 in the morning, and he was already a little sleepy. “What’s the name of our alliance?”
It would be displayed when joining the alliance, but he hadn’t looked carefully. Zuo He next to him also nodded. He hadn’t looked too carefully either.
Since they had already chosen to join, they naturally didn’t care about the name, but they had to have a name when they went out in the future.
Yu Chi: “Dazed Alliance.”
Li Feng felt a chill: “Who are you calling dazed and cute?”
He had just stretched. How did he become dazed and cute… uh, what a terrible thing to say. Is it a curse?
Zuo He cast a disapproving look, unable to hide his shock.
He would never have thought that someone would use such a word to describe Li Feng. This could only prove that Yu Chi was completely done for.
Scary.
Yu Chi was silent for two seconds, then said with shame, “Well, the name of our alliance is Dazed Alliance.”
The air fell into a strange silence.
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【Author’s Note】
One day, the members of the alliance were fighting, and it was the self-introduction part.
Passerby A: I, the Federation!
Passerby B: I, Yanhuang!
Li Feng: …I, Dazed and Cute.
Offstage.
Yu Chi was very calm: Pervert.
Zuo He: Mmm, a pervert.
As long as the fire doesn’t burn you, you have to join in the fun even if you die!
And the rest of the audience: Huh, shameless—
Li Feng, angry, his strength explodes, kills them all [Angry].