Chapter 58: Oh No, It’s the Feeling of My Heart Fluttering! This Despicable Pretty Boy Ploy p2
Xue Yu first spent a day finding a cute stray dog in the buffer zone and went to Yan Wantang’s office.
“Sis, I found a dog on the street. It’s so cute. I want to give it to you.”
Yan Wantang sat in her office chair with her legs crossed, looked at the little mutt Xue Yu had picked up, and raised an eyebrow. “Not bad. As obedient as your brother-in-law.”
“Is brother-in-law feeling better lately?” Xue Yu asked politely.
“Can’t you see for yourself?” Yan Wantang pouted, not very happy.
Xue Yu looked around and only saw a very large Tibetan mastiff at the office door. She really couldn’t tell if this was a real Tibetan mastiff or Yan Wantang’s canine husband who needed to wear a dog skin because of an infection.
Yan Wantang picked up an energy bar and held it in her mouth, as if she were watching a play. “Xue Yu, why are you so rude? You don’t even say hello when you see your brother-in-law.”
Xue Yu hesitated and bowed to the Tibetan mastiff. “Hello, brother-in-law. You’re looking better and better lately.”
Yan Wantang was laughing so hard she was bent over in her chair.
The Tibetan mastiff also stuck its tongue out at Xue Yu, proving that it was a real dog.
At that moment, the black, human-shaped metal sculpture on the side moved. This sculpture was actually a man in disguise.
The man took off the metal mask on his face. The metal clothes on his body were heavy, and they didn’t even sway when he moved.
He glanced at Xue Yu with displeasure, slowly walked behind Yan Wantang, and leaned down to put his two hands on her shoulders.
Xue Yu was secretly surprised. She had seen this sculpture the last time she came to Yan Wantang’s office.
She had always thought that this sculpture was a work of art made of metal, just for decoration in the office. She had never expected that this sculpture would be a man in disguise.
Yan Wantang said without any hesitation, “I’m a conservative now. I can’t be too ostentatious. Your brother-in-law has to come and accompany me, so he can only dress up as a sculpture.”
“Brother-in-law has worked hard!” Xue Yu said loudly.
She secretly looked at this man. It was not the captain of the Public Security Brigade, Wei Zhuangsu, but a more proper, more handsome, and very cold man.
The man’s gaze was cold. He nodded slightly in response.
Yan Wantang reached out to Xue Yu. “Let me see that dog.”
Xue Yu held the little mutt and handed it to her. “I found this. I don’t have time to raise it. Sis, if you don’t mind…”
“Not bad. It’s a little cutie. I like pets very much. Don’t worry. I will take good care of it.”
Yan Wantang handed the little mutt to her boyfriend, then turned to look at Xue Yu, showing her signature eight white teeth. “You’re being so attentive for no reason. What are you here for?”
Xue Yu smiled in embarrassment. “Sis, can you give me the mission to kill the mantis-men and all the other killing missions?”
Yan Wantang: “Give me a reason.”
“Sis, you also know that I’m the worst of the worst. I can’t kill real Abominations. I can only kill commoners.”
Xue Yu pretended to wipe her tears and then clenched her fists. “I know the way of survival in the White Tower. If I can’t deal with Abominations, can’t I deal with commoners! The weak’s blade will only be swung at the weaker! The weak are the prey of the strong! Survival of the fittest!”
Yan Wantang was drinking water and almost choked with laughter. “Xue Yu, do you know that the way you’re trying to integrate into the White Tower is really funny?”
Xue Yu also felt that she was very funny. “Sis, can you get this done for me?”
“Of course I can. I’m the most warm-hearted person in the White Tower.”
Yan Wantang kept typing on the keyboard, entering data. “I’ll schedule all the subsequent killing missions for you. But remember, the mission to kill the mantis-men must be completed before the 20th of next month.”
“Okay, thank you, sis!” Xue Yu fumbled in her pocket. She had prepared some money.
Before she came, she had asked Wenying about the price of Yan Wantang’s services.
Yan Wantang often engaged in this kind of gray area to make a profit. The prices for buying a position, buying a superior’s life, and buying a mission were all different.
The red envelope in Xue Yu’s pocket had not yet been taken out.
Yan Wantang took the little mutt back from her boyfriend and said, “You poor thing, don’t give me money. You’re starving for three days out of nine. I don’t care about your little bit of money.”
“Thank you, sis! I wish you a happy life!” Xue Yu almost cheered.
Blueberry was as happy as Xue Yu. It came out of the landscape on its own and flew all over the office.
Yan Wantang said with disgust, “Alright, take your seahorse and get out. I still have work to do.”
“Okay.”
Xue Yu held Blueberry and left the office, going to the corridor.
Now that the matter was settled, she didn’t have to worry for the time being that the “mantis-men” would be killed by other mercenaries before she became a captain.
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Then, Xue Yu went straight to Zhou Siyan’s office, explained the whole story, and said that she wanted to join the conservatives.
“Are you sure?” Zhou Siyan’s brow furrowed deeply.
Xue Yu: “I’m sure. I’ve already asked. Only by joining the conservatives can I hold two positions. If I want to be a captain as my main job and a mercenary as my part-time job, I have to join the extreme sexual conservatives.”
She also told Feng Qizhou about this.
After some discussion, Feng Qizhou and Zhou Siyan thought it was feasible.
Xue Yu was now an open-minded person, and Zhou Siyan, Feng Qizhou, and Mo Li were all extreme sexual conservatives. Xue Yu often came to find them, which could easily arouse suspicion from the higher-ups.
If Xue Yu also joined the conservatives, it would be more convenient for them to interact in private.
Feng Qizhou was a little worried. “The extreme sexual conservatives will implant a chip in their members’ bodies. You know the function of the chip.”
“I’m just a little worried. You’re such a big pervert. What if you get electrocuted all day?”
Xue Yu was full of confidence and retorted, “How could that be? How could I be a big pervert! After I went to the mining district, I’ve been chaste all day, okay?”
Zhou Siyan said to Feng Qizhou, “The new generation of chips is different from ours before. There should be room for maneuver. We’ll see if we can get her a fake chip then.”
Xue Yu raised her chin. “Anyway, I’m not staying in the conservatives forever. When my island is built, I will leave the White Tower completely. Can the conservatives still restrain me?”
With that decided, Xue Yu formally filled out an application to join the extreme sexual conservatives.
Joining the sect required two sponsors. Xue Yu didn’t bother with outsiders and just asked Feng Qizhou and Zhou Siyan to be her sponsors.
The office of the extreme sexual conservatives’ church was on the 565th floor of the Manster Building.
Led by her two sponsors, Feng Qizhou and Zhou Siyan, Xue Yu went to the church office floor. The decoration here was not so heavy with metal but had a bit of a Western sect style.
The internal positions of the church included pastors, deacons, bishops, and supervisors.
When they entered the deacon’s office, Zhou Siyan first went to greet the head deacon inside. Xue Yu and Feng Qizhou then went in.
The members of the extreme sexual conservatives were mainly male.
In terms of controlling desire, women had stronger self-control and did not need the church’s methods to restrain their desires. In contrast, men were more easily controlled by their lower bodies, and they needed to join the church to restrain themselves.
However, although the members were mainly male, the management of the church was mostly female.
The pastors, deacons, and bishops were all female.
These women were at ease in controlling their desires, and they could better lead the church to greater glory.
The head deacon was wearing a black, formal uniform, her hair neatly tied in a bun at the back of her head. Her smile was kind and gentle:
“Xue Yu, right? You want to apply to join our extreme sexual conservatives?”
Xue Yu nodded like a primary school student. “Yes. Feng Qizhou and Zhou Siyan are my sponsors.”
The head deacon’s words were gentle. “I need to ask you a few questions. I hope you will answer truthfully.”
Xue Yu: “Okay.”
The head deacon: “When was your last relationship?”
Xue Yu: “It was more than a year ago, when I was at the military academy. I had three relationships at the military academy. After I graduated, I went to the Fu’an Mining District to mine, and I haven’t been in a relationship since.”
The head deacon: “Okay, very excellent.”
The head deacon then looked at the resume Xue Yu had brought. It recorded her detailed school grades, her mining points in the mining district, and various data from her battles after awakening her spirit body.
Feng Qizhou said in a low voice on the side, “Head Deacon, Xue Yu’s grades in school were indeed not very good, but she has a lot of potential and has already started to work hard.”
The head deacon put a check mark on Xue Yu’s resume. “Yes, her school grades are a bit of a disaster, but her recent performance is not bad. We need to do a check-up on you. Can you accept that?”
Xue Yu: “Of course.”
The head deacon took Xue Yu to the examination room for a check-up. Her two sponsors, Zhou Siyan and Feng Qizhou, also followed.
The examination was an analysis of her brainwaves. The conservatives had their own internal rules and could initially determine a person’s personality by analyzing their brainwaves.
Xue Yu sat on the examination table. The head deacon put a monitoring belt on her head, and various different colored lines and data appeared on the screen on the side. Xue Yu couldn’t understand it.
“It’s not very optimistic, Xue Yu. Judging from the data, you’re a bit horny.”
The head deacon’s smile was kind. “Why don’t you think about it again? After you join our extreme sexual conservatives, you have to be completely chaste.”
Feng Qizhou and Zhou Siyan could understand this data.
The two of them really couldn’t bear to look. The head deacon’s words were already very tactful. From the data, Xue Yu was not just a little horny. According to the conservative’s judgment standards, she was a big pervert!
Xue Yu’s eyes were innocent, her face full of innocence. “I’m not. Head Deacon, did you test it wrong? I’m very honest. I’ve never actively pursued any man.”
The head deacon was very considerate and spoke very politely.
“Xue Yu, don’t be anxious. This situation could also be that the opposite sex is deliberately seducing you, which has interfered with the data. Summon your spirit body, and we’ll do another test.”
The head deacon looked at Feng Qizhou and Zhou Siyan. “The two sponsors should wait outside. You will affect Xue Yu’s emotions here.”
“Okay.”
Feng Qizhou and Zhou Siyan went to the corridor outside.
A young male member of the conservatives came over, seeming to want to report something to the head deacon.
The head deacon was inside doing a check-up on Xue Yu, so this member had to wait at the door.
He glanced through the crack in the door and saw the seahorse that Xue Yu had summoned. He said to himself curiously, “Someone’s spirit body is actually a seahorse. It’s very rare.”
In less than a minute, this young member inexplicably leaned against the wall and retched.
Zhou Siyan went over and asked, “Are you okay? Do you need help?”
The handsome young man waved his hand and squatted down, clutching his abdomen. “It’s nothing. I just feel a little nauseous. I don’t know if I ate something bad this morning.”
Feng Qizhou leaned against the wall with one hand in his pocket and gave Zhou Siyan a look, signaling him to come over.
When Zhou Siyan returned to Feng Qizhou’s side, Feng Qizhou lowered his voice. “It’s a phantom pregnancy. I could tell at a glance.”
Zhou Siyan’s expression was complicated.
A cunning smile of anticipation appeared on Feng Qizhou’s face. “Our little Xue Yu’s reproductive ability is so strong. If she really joins the conservatives, will she turn the conservatives into a den of debauchery? That would be a story for the ages.”
Zhou Siyan gave him a cold look and didn’t reply.
In the examination room, Xue Yu’s data test still showed that she was extremely horny.
But she was also very sincere and really wanted to join the conservatives.
The head deacon decided to give her a chance and implanted a tiny chip in her arm.
“This chip is an observation chip. It will monitor your dopamine secretion for the next two days. If you can guarantee that you will not have any feelings for the opposite sex during this period, we will consider letting you join the conservatives.”
“Is this principle based on the fact that dopamine is secreted when you’re in a relationship?” Xue Yu asked.
The head deacon: “That’s right. This observation is not difficult. We have precise data analysis here. As long as you don’t date, you should be able to pass.”
Xue Yu was full of confidence. “Don’t worry. It’s a small matter! I can definitely pass!”
Then, the head deacon brought Xue Yu out and said, “Xue Yu’s values are still a bit high. We need to observe her for two days before we consider letting her join.”
“What observation?”
Zhou Siyan didn’t understand. When he had joined the conservatives, he had only had a basic check-up and had joined. There was no observation period at all.
The head deacon said, “This is confidential. You can go back and wait. I will give you a reply in two days.”
Xue Yu was at a loss. “Then what should I do? Do I need to cooperate with you?”
The head deacon: “You don’t need to do anything. Just live your life normally.”
The three of them left the church floor. Only then did Xue Yu tell the two of them about the church’s observation principle.
To prevent Xue Yu from secreting dopamine, Feng Qizhou and Zhou Siyan decided not to have contact with her for the time being.
They had Xue Yu go back to her dorm and wait for the observation period to pass.
On the way back to the dorm, a handsome guy holding a pile of documents came over and accidentally bumped into Xue Yu.
“I’m so sorry! I’m very sorry!” the handsome guy kept apologizing, fumbling to pick up the documents.
His spirit body was a red wolf, which was on the side with its ears pricked up, its eyes sharp and sinister, with a heavy aura of hostility.
“It’s okay,” Xue Yu also helped to pick them up.
After picking up the file bag, Xue Yu looked up at him and met the handsome guy’s gentle gaze. His amber pupils were deep and clear, his hair was naturally blond, and his features were so handsome that they were not in the same dimension as the surrounding environment.
“Are you Xue Yu? I know you. I’ve seen your competition before,” the young man tilted his head and smiled.
Xue Yu’s heart pounded. Oh no, it’s the feeling of my heart fluttering!
She was on high alert and quickly turned her head away. This was definitely a test from the conservatives. She could not fall for this despicable, low-level pretty boy ploy.
As she was at a loss, the young man smiled again. “Is that seahorse your spirit body? It’s so lively. It’s been a long time since I’ve seen such a lively spirit body.”
Xue Yu looked over and saw that Blueberry had, at some point, come out of the landscape on its own. It was blowing bubbles in front of that strong red wolf, making the red wolf stare at it, wagging its tail wildly.
“Blueberry!!” Xue Yu shouted and ran towards Blueberry with her fists raised.