【I want to report this! Song Zhi is secretly duoing with Little Fairy and playing games! And they’re using the Couple Heroes again!】
Because Little Fairy’s match was featured on the game’s homepage in the Master Spectate section, Song Zhi, who had been quietly gaming with her, was instantly exposed!
In just a short while, Little Fairy and Song Zhi both shot up the Hot Search.
However, this time they made it onto the Hot Search entirely on the strength of Song Zhi’s star power!
After all, this top-tier superstar, Song Zhi, had never been involved in any romantic rumors with the opposite sex!
And this was the first time he had any ‘improper’ contact with a member of the opposite sex, and it was a duo queue at that! They were even playing the Couple Heroes!
How could the entire internet not explode over this!
So, whether they were Song Zhi’s fans or not, everyone… rushed to the front lines—the game Glory of Kings—to eat some melons!
However, when a bunch of fans and netizens rushed to the scene to eat melons and ‘catch them in the act’, they unexpectedly ended up watching an incredibly thrilling and exciting ‘blockbuster’!
This led to the vast majority of the netizens who came to watch the drama… becoming fans of Bai Baozhu!
【AD Build Da Qiao?!】
【Jungler Da Qiao?!】
【Holy crap! Since when does Da Qiao do this much damage?!】
【I think I’ve been playing a fake Da Qiao! Is this even human? Da Qiao is this fierce?】
……
When all the melon-eating masses flooded into the game to spectate Little Fairy and Song Zhi’s match, they were shocked to discover that Da Qiao, who was supposed to be a support, was acting as the central carry of the game!
With all three of their teammates AFK at the Crystal, cursing them out, and even reporting Little Fairy and Song Zhi’s positions in the Public Channel so the enemy heroes could come kill them, Little Fairy was still able to maneuver her Da Qiao, nimbly dodging kill attempt after kill attempt.
Not only that, her jungle steals were absolutely insane! The enemy team tried to take the Tyrant and the Lord several times, but each time they were stolen by Little Fairy’s default skin Da Qiao!
It was enough to make anyone spit blood! This also gave Little Fairy and Song Zhi, struggling in their 2v5 situation, some precious breathing room and allowed Little Fairy time to farm.
【Let’s be real, this Little Fairy’s mechanics are way too good! She must be a pro player, right?!】
【Sniff sniff, I came here to catch them in the act, but I found out this big sister is even better than my gege! I’m switching idols, I’m switching idols.】
【Ah, watching Little Fairy play, I suddenly feel like Song Zhi is playing pretty badly! Little Fairy’s Da Qiao hasn’t been caught by the enemy once, but Song Zhi’s Sun Ce has been caught several times already.】
【Why can’t spectators talk and curse?! I really want to get on mic and curse those three fives to death! So disgusting!】
【My heart aches for my fairy big sister, this match might be a loss.】
【Yeah, no matter how good Little Fairy is, Da Qiao is ultimately just a support hero…】
……
Although Little Fairy performed fiercely and her mechanics were incredibly agile, all the netizens spectating this match didn’t think she and Song Zhi could win a 2v5.
However, they soon discovered they were being proven wrong once again!
She showed them the true meaning of the phrase: there are no useless heroes, only useless players!
“Double kill!”
“Triple kill!”
“Quadra kill!”
“Penta kill!”
“ACE!”
Once her Godly Build was complete, she launched a beautiful counter-offensive!
Using her godly hand speed and game sense, coordinating with Song Zhi’s Sun Ce and her own Recall Skill and Ultimate Summon Skill, she pulled off a godly play in a 2v5, securing a Penta Kill!
She completely stunned the opposing five players!
She also stunned the three teammates who had been AFK and cursing at the Crystal!
But she got the crowd of spectating melon-eating masses so excited they were practically vibrating, utterly fired up!
They all started cheering her on!
【Ahhhhh—! My fairy husband is just too cool! Too cool!】
【Operating the most beautiful, harmless female hero, she slaughtered everyone. That’s way too damn exciting!】
【Goodbye, brothers! I’m switching teams! Switching idols!】
Meanwhile, Little Fairy and Song Zhi took advantage of the enemy team’s wipe to frantically push lanes and towers with the minion wave.
They pushed all the way to the high ground in one go. Just as they destroyed the enemy’s High Ground Tower and the five enemy heroes respawned at full health, Little Fairy used her Second Skill to Recall, safely bringing Song Zhi back to their Crystal.
On the way back, she typed out an exceptionally domineering message in the all-chat.
【[All] Little Fairy: With all due respect, you are all fives.】
A certain little fairy, who was already in a bad mood and had come to the game to relax, had instead run into a bunch of toxic players ganging up to curse at her. This, of course, made her already foul mood even worse!
So, she stopped caring about things like ‘girls should be cute and adorable’ and trying hard to learn from the cute little sister Yangyang. She directly activated her taunting rhetoric.
【[All] Little Fairy: Tsk. You’re going to lose even in a 2v8. So useless.】
【[All] Little Fairy: Come at me, I don’t care if it’s a gang fight or a 1v1.】
【[All] Little Fairy: With skills like this, you dare to play games? You dare to call others fives? Heh, I’ll just laugh and say nothing.】
【[All] Little Fairy: Still cursing? Don’t worry, I won’t push the towers that fast. You keep cursing, I’ll keep killing. Let’s see who breaks first.】
……
Countless melon-eating masses watched as Little Fairy, after completing her Godly Build, started going on a crazy offensive and activating her taunting technique. She utterly stunned everyone!
This powerful aura, this domineering tone, these taunting words once again made everyone doubt Little Fairy’s gender.
For some reason, everyone felt that Song Zhi, who was with Little Fairy, wasn’t as MANly as she was!
【SZ: Forget it, let’s just push and end the game.】
Seeing Little Fairy continuously slaughter the enemy team without pushing to end, just taunting them, Song Zhi could tell she was in a bad mood and kindly tried to persuade her.
However, the response he got was—
【Little Fairy: You’re not allowed to talk either! Why didn’t you talk back when they cursed at you? You’re useless too!】
【SZ: ……】
Looking at the fuming little fairy, countless onlookers found it both a bit funny and a bit heartbreaking for the innocently scolded Song Male God.
Especially Song Zhi’s fans, their hearts ached for their gege being cursed at like that! Their gege wasn’t useless; he was just more civilized!
So they all started commenting, using the logic: if a dog bites you, do you bite it back?
However, these fans who were heartbroken for their idol would probably never know.
If a certain little fairy were to answer that question, she might say—
I wouldn’t bite the dog back. But, I would stew it! Stir-fry it! Steam it! Boil it! And eat it! Smile.jpg
Song Zhi looked at the little fairy in the game who seemed to have ‘killed until her eyes turned red’, and it further solidified his denial of that earlier suspicion!
Originally, after thinking about it all night, he had wondered if Little Fairy could be that female guest on Love Cottage named Bai Baozhu.
That’s why, when he saw Little Fairy come online, he specifically invited her to play.
He wanted to observe and test whether this Little Fairy was the female guest Bai Baozhu he had in mind.
But who could have predicted that before his observation and testing could even properly begin, this whole situation happened.
Now… looking at how irritable, arrogant, and domineering Little Fairy was being, Song Zhi had to admit he completely couldn’t equate Little Fairy with Bai Baozhu!
Apart from being the same gender, these two were completely different! They were two different people!
After seven minutes of one-sided slaughter, killing until both her own teammates and the enemy heroes were utterly wilted by such a brutal and terrifying little fairy…
They were practically traumatized by Da Qiao, this supposedly cute and harmless hero!
In the end, unable to take it anymore, they quickly hit the surrender button, finally ending this one-sided ‘massacre’.
They even obediently apologized before surrendering.
After the game ended, every player in that match gave Little Fairy a like.
Finally, with the game over, Little Fairy and Song Zhi returned to their game room. At this point, Song Zhi, who no longer suspected Little Fairy was Bai Baozhu, was a bit at a loss for words.
But before he could speak, he saw a certain little fairy, who had just been extremely violent, speak first.
【Little Fairy: Sorry… People… your little fairy… was I too fierce just now? Sob sob QAQ】
【SZ: ……】
Looking at her message, the corner of his mouth twitched slightly. For a moment, he couldn’t reconcile the violent little fairy who had just cursed out everyone in the game with the one in front of him who was calling herself ‘your little fairy’.
【SZ: Be normal…】
【Little Fairy: The me right now is the normal me~(#^.^#)】
【SZ: Don’t learn from Yangyang, he…】
Song Zhi could tell this little fairy in front of him had ‘learned bad habits’ from that drama king Wei Haoyang. He originally wanted to expose that Wei Haoyang was actually a man, but considering how much this little fairy liked Wei Haoyang, and that it was ultimately someone else’s private matter, Song Zhi ultimately didn’t spill the beans.
He just thought to himself that he’d find an opportunity later to make that brat Wei Haoyang come clean to this little fairy.
Who knew, before Song Zhi could even say anything!
A certain little fairy seemed to have been ignited and got angry.
【Little Fairy: Yangyang is your friend! How can you talk bad about him behind his back!】
After sending this message, a certain little fairy suddenly quit the game.
Leaving Song Zhi alone, utterly bewildered.
Wait, what did he even say? This little fairy was way too childish! She absolutely could not be Bai Baozhu!
……
However, what Song Zhi didn’t know was that a certain little fairy didn’t quit the game out of anger, but was forced off the game by devastating news!
“Ah! Zhu Zhu, is your period here?!”