Beast, Let Go of That Queen!

1 unlock every tuesday and saturday

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All I did was see a poor dog lying on the road, killed in a car accident. I felt sorry for it, so I dug a hole and buried it. You don’t have to do this to me, do you?

Making me able to understand what cats and dogs are saying overnight is one thing, but what the hell is up with them calling me “Her Majesty the Queen” with every other breath?

From then on, animals started showing up every few days to pay homage! Pay homage! Dammit! I’m not that goddamn shrine in Nihon! What the hell is there to worship!

What’s worse, animals are constantly bringing me food! Bones, mice, insects, grass… One day I even found half a leg of lamb by my pillow! A bloody, hairy leg of lamb, for crying out loud!

All the various scares are one thing, but please, can you not make so many impossible requests?!
The finless porpoises demand the water quality of the Yangtze River be improved.
The giant pandas are crying and begging their keepers to stop forcing them to mate for the sake of breeding.
Even the old hen in the kitchen naively asks, “Dear, is it possible for you not to eat us?”
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I finally got a chance to be reborn, and all I wanted was to get revenge on my scumbag dad and take back the family fortune, not to dedicate my life to the national liberation movement for all the oppressed animals in the world, hello?!

The cruelest revenge in the world is: making all your grandchildren call me Mom!